How to Confuse an Indian

Indians are very good at reading people for status and culture but I've found that I can cause a bit of confusion and respect to my benefit. Wear modest clothes and a scarf in an Indian fashion. People don't know what to think of this and if I wear sunglasses they're not sure if I'm white.

They love it once they figure it out. Its novel, respectful and Indian style. Surprisingly, even though they can't see my face, they can still tell when I smile.